Peppermeloni

     This is Peppermeloni. (seriously just look at that sexy motherf*cker). It's scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

Alexandrias Melon

     This is Alexandrias Melon. It never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons. It is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds. It is known by the natives there as k'uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. 

Moon Melon

     This is a Moon Melon, scientifically known as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don't know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very expensive...costing about 200 dollars.